I got a free Tofurky Feast (3.5 LB box, now with Amy's choc cake) from ShopRite yesterday -- first year ever it's been offered as alternative to bird corpse or cheese lasagna. Note that ShopRite is about as far from Whole Foods as you can get.
Even getting into the pardon game! (Thanks, Jessica!)
Here at the "office," though, we make seitan and gravy (and everything else).